my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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