For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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