According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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