North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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