I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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