i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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