Umm I'm too high to move.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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