capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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