who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The Olympian is in my bed
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