So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I wannas sexs uuuuu
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Randomize
