Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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