Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Ketchup is God's man juice
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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