i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Randomize
