There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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