it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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