i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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