we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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