dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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