My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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