OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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