There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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