im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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