I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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