So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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