so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Is it because I queefed?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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