The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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