ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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