so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
