Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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