I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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