I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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