Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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