If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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