Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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