It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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