I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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