he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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