Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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