I got chris browned last night
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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