that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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