This girl is more easily done than said...
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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