well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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