I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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