well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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