You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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