its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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