dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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