I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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