who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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