i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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