we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
soo... how was my night?
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