he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You coming home soon, man?
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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