What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
one two three fourrrrnication!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Randomize