Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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