So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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