I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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