Hey man sorry I got all grabby
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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